- Thousands of Funny Pictures, Funny Text Messages, Funny Memes, Quotes and More for Hours of Entertainment!Updated Hourly! “It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.” –28. Here are some of our favorite cool quotes about having fun with your life. Smile because it happened.”“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.”“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. The quote are so so inspiring .Thanks for sharing. Linda Festa: "The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders." “I’m having a lot of fun, enjoying my life and trying to raise my children.” – 103. “Enjoyment of life generally includes being socially connected, having fun, and feeling a sense of purpose.” – 105. “In all of living, have much fun and laughter. That is the way of life; it runs at its own pace. I realize I should spend much less time watching the news, and more time laughing.Thanks for the great selection of quotes, I needed to find my sense of humor after losing it.“[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.” ~ Groucho MarxThank you so much for all the jokes! ― Oscar Wilde.

“The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.”― 67. I can resist anything except temptation.

And life is a little weird. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.”“Men are like shoes. I think he was right. “Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success.” – 65. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.”“Life moves pretty fast. Where would you put it?”“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what? “I have learned that you can go anywhere you want to go and do anything you want to do and buy all the things that you want to buy and meet all the people that you want to meet and learn all the things that you desire to learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love: you have still not begun to live.” 6.
Last Updated: 8th July 2020. There’s plenty of time to be dead.”11. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.”“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”“The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.”“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.”“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

I’m just getting FAT!I’m painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted.I’m so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.I’m the girl who has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.My ethics are so clear and transparent that you can’t even see them.I’m so hilarious. '”“The world is a globe.

If you’re not having fun, then it’s probably time to call it quits and try something else.” – 34. “I do like to have fun.

Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand.

“I never did a day’s work in my life. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. We have collected these funny quotes about family so that you will know that you're not alone having a crazy fun family!

They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.”“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.”“Folks, I don’t trust children.
Reply. You will never get out of it alive.”“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.

Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”“A man in love is incomplete until he has married.

“When you start recognizing that you’re having fun, life can be delightful.” – 37. Have you finished the whole Netflix yet? I have erased this line.”“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.”“Always borrow money from a pessimist.

40 Hilarious Quotes to make you laugh! Quotabulary gives you some really cute 'about me' sayings.Need some really funny quotes and sayings to describe yourself, or may be some cool statuses to flaunt on your social networking profiles? Reply. “It’s more fun when you’re not the only one having it.” – 16. “Nothing else matters except that I have fun, and I’m still having fun.” – 36. There are times when when lose sight of what’s most important, and these quotes about having fun and enjoying your life will remind you of it.In case you forgot, life is better when you take time to let loose and kick back. You don’t have one purpose in life. “‘Have fun’ is my message. Ask yourself, ‘Am I having fun? Your destination is getting closer.”― 89. What on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”“A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.”“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. “If a man who enjoys a lesser happiness beholds a greater one, let him leave aside the lesser to gain the greater.” – 100. “Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight.”― 69.


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